Q: Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A: A month later he was picking his teeth

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque

Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal

Q: Where does the dentist get his gas?
A: At the filling station

Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth

Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back

Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: "The Dentist will see you now."

Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.